Topic: Grandpa should get some sex-ed
Apparently, the rate of STDs in old guys on "the blue pill" is twice as high as in their buddies, who don't take it. (Source)
Now, we all know that young guys only think with their penises, but who would have imagined that it's still true for senior guys!
The problem is that older adults seem to forgotten all about safe sex practices, and over-50s are six times less likely to use a condom than men in their 20s.
Geez, grandpa, get some Trojan protection already! That sweet old lady you want to get it on with, may actually be carrying a lot more than just her handbag.
It's one thing getting senile due to old age, but if you have to get HIV or go crazy at that age to Syphilis, it kinda sucks.